You Know You Play Golf When…
You know you play golf when...
1. You imagine playing a game on every nice field you see that you pass when in the car.
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2. You look like you’re playing snooker when lining up a shot.
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3. You’ve broken a household object practising your swing.
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4. Certain landmarks remind you of golf…
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5. You’ve peeled an old golf ball and discovered it smells foul.
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6. Your golf shoes are more green than white
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7. Your useful drawer looks like this…
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8. You pray for a gust of wind to guide your ball those last few centimetres
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9. Your face when your spouse calls you home for dinner.
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10. You want to check out the local golf course whenever you are on holiday
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11. You use a shop window to check out your swing rather than the latest suit.
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12. Afternoon tea doesn't mean a cup of earl grey and a digestive!
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13. When you're in a Chinese restaurant and you place your hands in an absolutely perfect Vardon grip ....... on a chopstick.
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14. If someone is accused of "playing a-round" golfers do not immediately think that someone is having an affair.
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15. In absolutely torrential rain you will always see when those black clouds change to a very dark grey - a sign the weather's "improving imminently!"
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